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Send your warm wishes to your relatives and beloved by these amazing Karva Chuath Funny Jokes SMS 2017. Karva chauth is an indian festival which has a great importance in every Hindu women's life. On Karva chauth day every hindu women undertake fast from sunrise to moonrise for the safety and long-life of their husbands. karva chauth is mostly celebrated in some states of india. this day is very special for every women. every married women waits for this festival whole year. sometimes unmarried girls also celebrate this festival for their desired husband and fiances. So celebrate this karva chauth with more joy and happiness by sharing these awesome Funny Karva chauth Jokes & SMS with your husband wife and loved ones an make them laugh.


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Karva Chauth Funny SMS Messages For Whatsapp

Use these karva chauth funny sms for wife and send these to your wife to make them happy on this auspecious day of karva chauth. On karva chauth every wife keep fast for the safety of their husbands. so every husband has responsibility to make their wife feel happy and love. so i am going to share these karva chauth Funny Messages for GF Wife. so that you have no need to search on google. so let's checkout these now. and also check- Happy Karva Chauth in Advance Sms

Karva Chauth Funny Jokes for Whatsapp


Karva chauth is a one day festival celebrated by hindu married women for the safety and lonf life of their husband. the term 'chauth' refers to 'fourth day' and 'karva' is an eastern pot with a spout and a symbol of piece and prosperity. Married women on karva chauth keep fast and do not take any food and even a single drop of water from sunrise to moonrise. some unmarried girls also kept the fast of karva chauth for the longevity of their desired husband and fiances. Here below i am sharing Funny Karva chauth Shayari SMS in Hindi, Karva chauth Jokes, Karva chauth Jokes for Whatsapp.. etc.

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Karva Chauth Whatsapp Jokes

Getting married is likegiving your own…....Supari!Happy Karwa Chauth!

Karva Chauth Jokes SMS in Hindi

करवा चौथ के नशे में डूबेसारे पतियों को ये ज्ञात हो किबेशक साल में एक दिन उनकी पूजा“भाजपा” के चुनाव चिन्ह से हो,लेकिन बाकी364 दिन तो “कांग्रेस” और “आप”के चुनाव चिन्ह से होनी है….!!! 😛

Congratulations to All husbands forRenewal of their…….life insurance. 🙂

Na jaane kyu reh reh ke Ek baat hume bahut satati hai, Karwa chauth karti hai tumhari biwi Umar hamari kyu badh jaati hai.Happy Karwa Chauth.

Karva Chauth Funny SMS For Husband


Ye biwiyan bhi bohut azeeb hoti hai 364 din pati ko jeene nahi deti aur 1 dinKarwa Chauth ka vrat kar marne bhi nahi detiHappy Karwa Chauth

करवा चौथ पर विशेष ऑफरकरवा चौथ का व्रत रखने वालीसभी महिलाओ को गोल-गप्पे बिलकुल मुफ्त !शर्ते लागू:ऑफर केवल चन्द्रमा के निकलने से पहले तक !!!

NASA को चाँद पर 10000 टन पानी मिला।स्वाद भी बिलकुल भारतीय पानी जैसा ही है।जाँच करने पर पता चला है कि यह तो वही पानी है,जो भारतीय महिलाओं ने करवाचौथ पर चाँद को पिलाया था।

उन पुरुषों को भी“करवा चौथ” की अग्रिम बधाई...जिन्होने महिलाओँ के नाम परफेक आई डी बनाई है।.सदा सुहागन रहो  😛


यूँ तो दिल मचलता है हमारा भी,देख कर हुस्न की बहार…मन करता है कि कोई गर्लफ्रेंड बनाऊँ,पर याद आ जाता है उसका समर्पण,और हमारे परिवार पर लुटाया हुआ प्यार….ऐसी प्रिया को,है सम्मान का, प्यार का अधिकार |।। 

Karva Chauth Husband Wife Jokes 


Karva chauth Hindi Jokes SMS

Dil khushiyon ka aashiyana haiIsse dil mein basaye rakhnaPatni rakhti hai vart aapke liyeAap bhi inhe zindagi bhar hasaye rakhna 


> What is the Hollywood movie made for ‘fasting’ ladies?...‘Fast and Furious’One day Fast, 364 days Furious!Happy Karwa Chauth! 


> She: तुम भी मेरे साथ करवाचौथ में उपवास रखोगे ना जान !?He: मैंने कभी कहा तुम मेरे साथ दारु पीने चलो !?  😛 

Sabhi Vivahit bhaiyo Ko Yah suchit Kiya jata hai..kiAaj ke din Savdhani aur Dhiraj Se kaam leve…Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnak Hoti haiHappy Karva Chauth 
Are you ready to donate a car in California? If so, good for you! Donating a car to charity is a wonderful decision on many levels. First of all, your donation goes to help a great cause.  Plus, you get your old vehicle or junk car moved off of your property free of charge. You are also recycling an old vehicle, and you also get to claim the car donation as a tax deduction. 


In this post you'll find some tips on how to donate a car in California and some specific requirements you should be aware of that relate to California car donations.
1. To donate a car in California, you begin by submitting an online car donation form or calling the charity you wish donate your vehicle to.  If you wish to claim the car donation as a tax deduction, be sure to check that the charity is an IRS recognized nonprofit organization.
2. The process for receiving the tax receipt for your charitable donation may vary. Some charities will email you the initial receipt while others have the tow truck provide you with the receipt at the time of pick up. This is just an initial receipt and enables you to claim a tax deduction of up to $500. You should check with the charity to find out what their procedure is for providing you with this receipt when you submit your vehicle donation.
3. In the State of California, the license plates remain with the vehicle, so these should not be removed prior to the pickup.
4. Filing a Release of Liability with the California Department of Motor Vehicles is an important step you do not want to miss when you donate a car.  This document releases you from future liability which may arise for any reason after the vehicle is donated.  In California the procedure for filing a Release of Liability is that you must return the pink portion of the title or DMV form REG 138 to your local Department of Motor Vehicles. Alternatively, you can file your release of liability online at http://www.dmv.ca.gov.
5. If your vehicle sells for more than $500, or if it qualifies for a fair market value tax deduction, you will receive additional tax paperwork after the sale of the vehicle takes place. The amount you will be allowed to deduct on your taxes will vary depending on several factors which could include the price the vehicle is sold for or whether the vehicle is classified as a fair market value car donation.
6. One last point we should mention is that if you plan to claim your car donation tax deduction on your 2012 taxes, you need to make sure you donate the car well before the deadline of December 31, 2012. The charity should have possession of the vehicle before midnight on December 31st, or at least have the pickup well in the works, in order for you to claim your tax deduction in 2012. Don’t wait till the last minute as there could be delays that could result in you being unable to claim the donation as a deduction for the current tax year.
If you have any further questions related to your car donation tax deduction, most charities are relatively knowledgeable about the process and paperwork needed, however, you should consult a CPA or accountant for specifics regarding your particular tax situation.
For additional questions related to car donations in California, you can contact your local DMV or visit the California DMV website for the latest information on state specific requirements. 

Source :- https://www.donateacar2charity.com/blog/donate-a-car-in-california

Karva Chauth Funny Whatsapp SMS, Jokes 2017 : so readers these are some Funny SMS for Karva chauth  i have shared above. Now you can share these latest Funny karva chauth Jokes with your husband wife and relatives to wish them Happy Karva chauth on 8th October. we have also shared Karva chauth Shayari in Hindi you can also check this.  Don't forget to share this article with your friends and relatives so that they can also get some help to get some Warm wishing Funny Karva chauth SMS in Hindi. and Happy Karva chauth to all :) :) Karva Chauth Wishes For GF


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